- Leslie Knope: Everybody knows that we cannot accept gifts for over $25 for corruption reasons. We live in a fish bowl. Everyone is watching us. That's why I go two towns over if I want to rent a movie with nudity in it.
- [Donna shakes her head at Leslie]
- Leslie Knope: You're right. I shouldn't have said that.
- April Ludgate: [on the phone] Natalie, it's your sister. Pick me up or I will draw all over your favorite jeans.