Quotes
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Effy Stonem : Thanks for loving me.
JJ : No problem.
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JJ : I love you.
Effy Stonem : Everybody loves me.
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Emily : I want to have sex with girls.
Jonah Jeremiah Jones : Right
Emily : Yes, I like girls, I like their rosy lips, their hard nipples, bums, soft eyes... I like tits and fanny, you know. There, I said it and now...
[JJ falls to the ground]
Emily : Bloody fucking hell.
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Effy Stonem : [about her parents] They don't love me so good.
JJ : Why's that?
Effy Stonem : 'Cause I won't let them fuck up their lives in peace, so I'm being a total bitch to both of them.
JJ : What did they...?
Effy Stonem : Oh. She fucked his boss and he behaved like a complete dildo, as usual.
JJ : Sounds bad.
Effy Stonem : It's well bad, JJ. I'm officially off the rails. You should try it.
