- Emily: I want to have sex with girls.
- Jonah Jeremiah Jones: Right
- Emily: Yes, I like girls, I like their rosy lips, their hard nipples, bums, soft eyes... I like tits and fanny, you know. There, I said it and now...
- [JJ falls to the ground]
- Emily: Bloody fucking hell.
- Effy Stonem: [about her parents] They don't love me so good.
- JJ: Why's that?
- Effy Stonem: 'Cause I won't let them fuck up their lives in peace, so I'm being a total bitch to both of them.
- JJ: What did they...?
- Effy Stonem: Oh. She fucked his boss and he behaved like a complete dildo, as usual.
- JJ: Sounds bad.
- Effy Stonem: It's well bad, JJ. I'm officially off the rails. You should try it.