W.M.D. (2013)
Weetus Cren: Sergeant Downy
Quotes
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Sergeant Downy : It don't Gitmo better than this mutter fucker!
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Captain Hank Garrison : Okay. So um... On three Jump off.
Private First Class Riggs : Whoa. Hang on. Hang on. What am I doing?
Captain Hank Garrison : You're the "jump off" part.
Sergeant Downy : May I should - I will pull him off. I will pull him this way.
Private First Class Riggs : No, no - I don't know if - No. I don't think that's gonna...
Sergeant Downy : No, I've done it before. It's okay.
Captain Hank Garrison : No, let him jerk you off. He'll get off on it.
Sergeant Downy : Come on, it will give you a little momentum. Pull you off. Come on.
Private First Class Riggs : Jesus Christ.
Captain Hank Garrison : Alrighty. On the count of three. You wanna count?
Sergeant Downy : Yeah, maybe you should count to three.
Captain Hank Garrison : But you have to ask yourself, "is this where you wanna fuckin' die?"
Private First Class Riggs : I'm not gonna count.
Sergeant Downy : He can't count to three. Come on. You count.
Captain Hank Garrison : No, I'm swinging. Count of three. Your count...
Private First Class Riggs : I'm not gonna count.
Sergeant Downy : Let me count it out.
Captain Hank Garrison : You count to three.
Sergeant Downy : Okay I'll count. Come on.
Captain Hank Garrison : On three. It's ON three. So it's, "One. Two. And then go." Right? "One. Two. Go."
Sergeant Downy : On three. Ready? Okay? One. Two. Three!
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Captain Hank Garrison : Mister President, you are being held prisoner.
The President : By who?
Captain Hank Garrison : Really?
Sergeant Downy : By us dumb ass!
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Sergeant Downy : Sorry Steve.
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Sergeant Downy : KFC. Bigger targets there.