Delocated (TV Series)
Bar Mitzvah (2009)
Jon Glaser: Jon
Quotes
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Jon : I'm sorry. I guess today we should call it the Skalocaust.
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Jon : I am having a good time! I am having a good time!
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Jon : I'm David's dad, my name is Jon. I just wanna make sure no-one out there thinks there was a bank SKA-bber running around! Oh c'mon! Bank ska-bber, bank robber, bank ska-bber. Robber, ska, ska-bber. Easily the most creative and less obvious ska pun of the night gets nothing, I see. Okay, I didn't even wanna do this in the first place. I wouldn't even be thinking of ska puns, wasting my time with it, if David hadn't decided to... disgrace God with a ska-themed bar mitzvah.
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Jon : Don't push me! You protect me!