Delocated (TV Series)

Pilot (2009)

Jon Glaser: Jon

Quotes 

• Jon : I'm not really supposed to talk about what I did for a living previously... but let's just say it rhymed with architect.

• Jon : Fire up the fire-up chainsaw!

• Date #2 : I hope you're not allergic to cats.

  Jon : I hope you're not allergic to love.

• Jon : I'm also in the... sexual intercourse protection program.