Eastbound & Down (TV Series)

Chapter 2 (2009)

Will Ferrell: Ashley Schaeffer

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Quotes 

• Ashley Schaeffer : We got beautiful cars, beautiful surroundings... beautiful women.

  Kenny Powers : Oh yeah, they are pretty hot, huh?

  Ashley Schaeffer : They're my closers. And they help people who are slightly hesistant to buy cars; so you happen to be a man? Ashley over there will suck your dick.

  Kenny Powers : I like how you work.

  Ashley Schaeffer : You happen to be a woman, Scott will finger you with his penis.