- Fran Lebowitz: Finally, the bus comes. I ask the driver, when I get on the bus: Can you please tell me what's the nearest stop to 27th Street?
- Fran Lebowitz: He said: I don't know.
- Fran Lebowitz: I'm sorry- You DON'T KNOW WHAT IS THE NEAREST STOP TO 27th STREET?
- Fran Lebowitz: He said: WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? YOU EXPECT ME TO MEMORIZE ALL THE STOPS ?
- Fran Lebowitz: YES ! YES, I DO !
- Fran Lebowitz: He said: There are a lot of stops.
- Fran Lebowitz: YOU'RE A BUS DRIVER !