Big Money Rustlas (2010)

Shaggy 2 Dope: Sheriff Sugar Wolf

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Quotes 

• [from trailer] 

  Bartender : What brings you to these parts, stranger?

  Sugar Wolf : [slaps the bartender]  I ain't no stranger to these parts.

• [from trailer] 

  Sugar Wolf : There is a new sheriff in town.

• Sugar Wolf : Get to steppin'.

• Sugar Wolf : [after autographing an Indian's tomahawk]  Don't eBay that.

• Sugar Wolf : Well, I'll be a porcupine's dickhole.

• Dirty Sanchez : [as Sugar is about to drink water from the well]  I wouldn't do that if I was you.

  Sugar Wolf : What's it to you, hombre?

  Dirty Sanchez : Look, man.

  [Sanchez tosses the cup of water on the ground, where it starts hissing and steaming from deluding acid] 

  Sugar Wolf : Oh, shit!

  Dirty Sanchez : It's better to drink in the saloon. Years ago, acid from the goldmine polluted our water. I mean, it's as polluted as a fat chick's ass after running a marathon with no underwear, man.

• Sugar Wolf : Okay, Bucky, that's it, friend. You're hired, partner. Welcome aboard. You're gonna be on guard from dusk 'til dawn right here in the jailhouse.

  Bucky : Oh, that's some great news, sheriff. Now I just have one question, all right, does that include not getting shot?

  [Sugar pimpslaps him] 

  Bucky : Oh, crap!

  Sugar Wolf : Why, of course not, Bucky. Don't be stupid. No deputy nighttime watchman of mine is ever gonna get shot.

  Bucky : Oh, I'm not bein' stupid, I'm just wondering how do I know I'm not gonna get shot?

  Sugar Wolf : Well, Bucky, I'll make you one simple promise: if you get shot and die, I'll double your paycheck.

  Bucky : Oh, man, that is great, sheriff! You got yourself a deal!

  [both stand and shake hands] 

• Sugar Wolf : There's something running afoul here in Mud Bug... and I intend to get to the bottom of it... it smells like the bottom of Bigfoot's asshole...

• Sugar Wolf : I got some carpet to munch.

  Dirty Sanchez : Hey, can I ask you a question? Does the carpet match the drapes?

• Sugar Wolf : It must be Friday 'cause you gettin' straight-up PAID!

• Dirty Sanchez : [after finding Bucky riddled with bullet wounds]  Bucky! What happened?

  Sugar Wolf : He got shot. They killed him.

  Dirty Sanchez : Oh, crap.

• Dirty Sanchez : Okay, now that looks good. Oh, I like the way that looks a LOT.

  Sugar Wolf : I can't wait to spread this across your buns...

  Dirty Sanchez : Yeah, it's gonna be great, man. I can't wait to taste it.

  Sugar Wolf : It's gonna be delicious, right across your lips...

  Dirty Sanchez : Yeah. Oh, God, melt in your mouth, you know?

  Sugar Wolf : Dripping down your chin across your glistening chest...

  Dirty Sanchez : Yeah, naturally. I mean, that's what it does, you know? That's what happens when you make good, delicious butter. You know?

• Sugar Wolf : Well, I guess that about sums that shit up. My father was nothin' but a big money rustla.

  [howls]