Big Money Rustlas (2010)

Violent J: Big Baby Chips

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Quotes 

• [from trailer] 

  Big Baby Chips : Get my motherfucking money.

• [from trailer] 

  Big Baby Chips : Big Baby Chips: You people belong to me. Forever and always.

• [from trailer] 

  Big Baby Chips : If he thinks he can come between me and my motherfucking money he's wrong. Dead wrong.

• [from trailer] 

  Big Baby Chips : Anybody else got any issues we'd be discussing?

  [silence] 

  Big Baby Chips : I didn't fucking think so.

• Big Baby Chips : You got my money motha fucka?

• Big Baby Chips : Don't get your thongs all tangled up in this matter.

• Dirty Sanchez : So, you accept his invitation to die?

  Big Baby Chips : I accept his invitation, alright, but I won't be the one dying.

  Dirty Sanchez : I can't wait to pee on your head.

• [Airplanes fly over the set during an outtake] 

  Big Baby Chips : Citizens of Mudbug, as you are well aware... there's an airplane in town... we're building an airport.

• Big Baby Chips : [first lines; looks at cards]  Ooh. Ooh, that's pretty. That's real pretty. Four naked ladies and a one-eyed jack. You got my money, motherfuckers?

• Dusty Poot : Big Baby, I don't know what it is about you, but getting chips has been sho' easy with you.

  Big Baby Chips : You know, you're right, Poot. It is easy getting paid in this town. Too easy, and for far too long. I sense a terrible trouble coming this way, which could mean problems, for me and my motherfuckin' moneyyyyyyyy!

• Big Baby Chips : So, Mr. Stank...

  Raw Stank : Yeah.

  Big Baby Chips : You still in love with that whore?

  Raw Stank : Man, I kiss one horse, man, and y'all are still trippin'.

  Big Baby Chips : I said "whore", not "horse".

  Raw Stank : Who, Miss Angel?

  Big Baby Chips : Yeah.

  Raw Stank : Yeah, I fingered her a couple times.

  Big Baby Chips : Well, I suppose I did as well.

  Raw Stank : Huh?

• Sheriff Fred Freckles : Of course you know there are no guns allowed within Mud Bug city limits...

  Big Baby Chips : Yeah? So?

  Raw Stank : So motherfuckin' what, man?

  Dusty Poot : Yeah, so the BUCK what?

  Sheriff Fred Freckles : Well, it's just that I'm gonna have to ask you to hand over your weapons to me.

  [entire saloon breaks out in laughter, then quiets down] 

  Sheriff Fred Freckles : I'm being serious now.

  Big Baby Chips : Oh, okay, sheriff.

  [brings out his pistol for him to take] 

  Big Baby Chips : Here you go.

  Sheriff Fred Freckles : Thank you.

  [as he reaches for it, Big Baby immediately flips it over and shoots Freckles' hat off his head, saloon laughs again] 

  Big Baby Chips : You know, if you weren't so damn entertaining, I'd have to KILL yo' ass!

• Raw Stank : Listen up, people! We got a special treat for y'all! Here, at the Mud Bug Hootenanny Hoedown!

  Dusty Poot : Playin' the twin-barrel machine guns with that sweeeeeet salsa twist...

  Raw Stank : Ya' big homie...

  Dusty Poot : The one, the only...

  Raw Stank : [in unison with Poot]  ... Big Baby Chips!

  Big Baby Chips : [emerges from inside the piano with machine gun in each hand]  THE WICKED CLOWNS WILL NEVER DIE, MUTHAFUCKAS!