Big Money Rustlas (2010)

Mark Jury: Dirty Sanchez

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• Dirty Sanchez : [On the town's water]  It's as polluted as a fat chick's ass after running a marathon with no underwear on.

• Dirty Sanchez : I am Dirty. Dirty Sanchez. I milk the sheep and give mustache rides for two bits.

• Dirty Sanchez : So, you accept his invitation to die?

  Big Baby Chips : I accept his invitation, alright, but I won't be the one dying.

  Dirty Sanchez : I can't wait to pee on your head.

• Dirty Sanchez : You guys look like Laurel and Hardy on crack.

  Raw Stank : Man, my hair ain't even red, bitch! That joke ain't funny!

• Dirty Sanchez : [as Sugar is about to drink water from the well]  I wouldn't do that if I was you.

  Sugar Wolf : What's it to you, hombre?

  Dirty Sanchez : Look, man.

  [Sanchez tosses the cup of water on the ground, where it starts hissing and steaming from deluding acid] 

  Sugar Wolf : Oh, shit!

  Dirty Sanchez : It's better to drink in the saloon. Years ago, acid from the goldmine polluted our water. I mean, it's as polluted as a fat chick's ass after running a marathon with no underwear, man.

• Sugar Wolf : I got some carpet to munch.

  Dirty Sanchez : Hey, can I ask you a question? Does the carpet match the drapes?

• Dirty Sanchez : [after finding Bucky riddled with bullet wounds]  Bucky! What happened?

  Sugar Wolf : He got shot. They killed him.

  Dirty Sanchez : Oh, crap.

• Dirty Sanchez : Okay, now that looks good. Oh, I like the way that looks a LOT.

  Sugar Wolf : I can't wait to spread this across your buns...

  Dirty Sanchez : Yeah, it's gonna be great, man. I can't wait to taste it.

  Sugar Wolf : It's gonna be delicious, right across your lips...

  Dirty Sanchez : Yeah. Oh, God, melt in your mouth, you know?

  Sugar Wolf : Dripping down your chin across your glistening chest...

  Dirty Sanchez : Yeah, naturally. I mean, that's what it does, you know? That's what happens when you make good, delicious butter. You know?

• Dirty Sanchez : You're just hovering there, man! Like a hummingbird!

• Dirty Sanchez : Drop your guns, you Brokeback-Mountain sissies!