Comedy Central Roasts (TV Series)
Comedy Central Roast of Larry the Cable Guy (2009)
Greg Giraldo: Self
Quotes
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Greg Giraldo : Larry's entire career is a sham, like the Bible or the Holocaust.
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Greg Giraldo : Lisa actually has a lot in common with that Octomom, that woman that gave birth to all those babies. She's never given birth, but she has had 80 fingers inside her at the same time.
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Greg Giraldo : Larry, the reason your audience comes to see you isn't that you're funny, it's because they've never actually seen a cable guy. You could've been other things your audience has never seen, like "Larry the Librarian", or "Larry the Dentist", or "Larry the High School Diploma".
