Eastbound & Down (TV Series)

Chapter 5 (2009)

Ben Best: Clegg

Quotes 

• Reg's Bodyguard : Clegg here?

  Kenny Powers : The fuck do you want?

  Reg's Bodyguard : You Clegg?

  Kenny Powers : Maybe.

  Clegg : [whispers]  Then again, maybe not.

  Reg's Bodyguard : I will fuck you up, motherfucker!

  Kenny Powers : That's not what I was insinuating. By my body language I was just saying welcome to Sh-Boom Sh-Booms.

  Reg's Bodyguard : Look, whichever of you two faggots is Clegg, I got the money.

  Clegg : Oh, wait, you're the bodyguard.

  Reg's Bodyguard : Yeah, that's right. Yeah, listen, um, can we take care of this shit out back? This bar smells like a old lady farted piss.

  Clegg : That's gross.