Eastbound & Down (TV Series)

Chapter 5 (2009)

Craig Robinson: Reg Mackworthy

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• Reg Mackworthy : I know where you at, man. You had it all, and now it's gone. And it's torn a whole in your soul bigger'n my Escalade. So you turn to the drugs, the alcohol, the pornography, freebasin' with O.J., human traffickin', dog fights-slash-orgies... darkness.

• Reg Mackworthy : Who the fuck is this guy?

  Stevie Janowski : Who the fuck are you? WHO the FUCK are YOU?

• Kenny Powers : You came.

  April Buchanon : Yeah, I heard it on the radio.

  Kenny Powers : So does this mean...?

  April Buchanon : Yes.

  Kenny Powers : I just want you to know that I've been thinking a lot about what happened at the cook-out.

  April Buchanon : Can we talk about it later when everyone is not around?

  Kenny Powers : It was just that we were there, and then we were touching each other, and then I saw those tits and I started feeling your ass, and then i just started breathing heavy and i almost got a headache, and then my vision started to go all colorful... Then I just came in my pants.

  April Buchanon : Ok...

  April Buchanon : But I won't do that again.

  Baseball Player : Hey, can we finish this or you just gonna yakkity yak with tits and legs over there?

  Kenny Powers : Hey! She's more that just a pair of tits with legs, Mackworthy!