Eastbound & Down (TV Series)
Chapter 5 (2009)
Danny McBride: Kenny Powers
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Quotes
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Reg's Bodyguard : Clegg here?
Kenny Powers : The fuck do you want?
Reg's Bodyguard : You Clegg?
Kenny Powers : Maybe.
Clegg : [whispers] Then again, maybe not.
Reg's Bodyguard : I will fuck you up, motherfucker!
Kenny Powers : That's not what I was insinuating. By my body language I was just saying welcome to Sh-Boom Sh-Booms.
Reg's Bodyguard : Look, whichever of you two faggots is Clegg, I got the money.
Clegg : Oh, wait, you're the bodyguard.
Reg's Bodyguard : Yeah, that's right. Yeah, listen, um, can we take care of this shit out back? This bar smells like a old lady farted piss.
Clegg : That's gross.
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Kenny Powers : I'm just an average American... with extraordinary hair.
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Kenny Powers : I'm gonna have a fucking panic attack. I need four xanax and two Miller Lites.
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Kenny Powers : If you wanna fight, you do it on your own time. In a parking lot somewhere. Not in a school surrounded by books.
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Kenny Powers : You came back for me.
Stevie Janowski : No, I never really left.
Kenny Powers : Well, that's illegal. We shouldn't just have it out, but thanks dude.
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Kenny Powers : You came.
April Buchanon : Yeah, I heard it on the radio.
Kenny Powers : So does this mean...?
April Buchanon : Yes.
Kenny Powers : I just want you to know that I've been thinking a lot about what happened at the cook-out.
April Buchanon : Can we talk about it later when everyone is not around?
Kenny Powers : It was just that we were there, and then we were touching each other, and then I saw those tits and I started feeling your ass, and then i just started breathing heavy and i almost got a headache, and then my vision started to go all colorful... Then I just came in my pants.
April Buchanon : Ok...
April Buchanon : But I won't do that again.
Baseball Player : Hey, can we finish this or you just gonna yakkity yak with tits and legs over there?
Kenny Powers : Hey! She's more that just a pair of tits with legs, Mackworthy!
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Kenny Powers : I just want you to know that I've been thinking a lot about, you know, what happened at the cookout.
April Buchanon : Can we talk about it later, when everyone's not around?
Kenny Powers : It's just that we were there, and then we were touching each other, and then I saw those tits, and then I started feelin' your ass and I started breathin' heavy and I almost got a headache and then my vision started to go all colorful... and then I just came in my pants.
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Kenny Powers : Kenny Power's days of burning ass are done. And that's not a homosexual reference.
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Stevie Janowski : I hope we get into a fucking car wreck, and then we die, and we get to see each other in heaven.
Kenny Powers : We're not gonna get into a car wreck, because I'm an excellent driver.
[Kenny drinks a can of beer as he drives]
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Kenny Powers : I need to record something!
Stevie Janowski : Well, I have a cracked version of Logic Pro 8.