- Chuck Bartowski: [to Forrest and Casey] Wow. You two are a match made in a very frightening part of heaven.
- General Diane Beckman: I wanted a private word with you. Pardon the intrusion.
- Chuck Bartowski: On this moment or my life in general?
- John Casey: Now, Forrest. What I was going to say earlier. I disagree with your assessment.
- Agent Alex Forrest: About what?
- John Casey: Walker. She's a pro. Not only that. She's the best damn partner I ever had!
- Lester Patel: [Referring to the exotic dancers] Wait, Jeffrey. Isn't that your sister?
- Jeff Barnes: She gave us the deal.
- John Casey: Hey, Chuck, turn off the gas, you idiot. You inhale too much of that stuff, it'll kill you.
- Chuck Bartowski: We're gonna die.
- [Chuck and Zamir laugh]
- Chuck Bartowski: We're gonna die.
- Agent Alex Forrest: [Grabbing the walkie talkie] Open this door right now!
- Chuck Bartowski: No. Look, I'm not listening to you. Okay?
- Agent Alex Forrest: This isn't working. I can't risk this going any further. I'm getting the nitro.
- [Starts to leave]
- Sarah Walker: Forest! We can do this your way or we can actually *save* the assett!
- Chuck Bartowski: [Chuck's inhaled a lot of laughing gas] Is that really you or am I super stoned?
- Sarah Walker: Uh, both.
- General Diane Beckman: Agent Walker, despite your heroism, you have directly disobeyed several orders...
- Chuck Bartowski: Wait, General, um, I'm sorry but-but isn't the most important part of being my handler making sure I stay alive?
- Sarah Walker: It's okay, Chuck.
- John Casey: No, it's not.
- [Everyone looks at Casey]
- John Casey: Let him finish.
- Chuck Bartowski: Thanks... Um, General. What I'm trying to say is that because my relationship with Sarah is so... you know, we're - we're close. We care about each other. That's- that's what I'm trying to say. And - and I know it's not protocol or whatever but it's those feelings that wound up saving my life.
- John Casey: Yeah, I'll place this GLG-4000 inside Ahmad's pacemaker before it's implanted. When he returns to Hassan Khalid's secret cave, he'll be a high-tech human bug.
- Agent Alex Forrest: Then not only will we know the terrorists' secret location, but we'll be one step ahead of their plans.
- John Casey, Agent Alex Forrest: Checkmate!
- John Casey: [to Chuck] Get the door.
- Morgan Grimes: [to Jeff and Lester as they're taking pictures at the bachelor party] You gotta be kidding me. Listen to me, guys. What happens in the Buy More, stays in the Buy More.
- General Diane Beckman: Agent Walker. Thank you for you dedication to this mission.
- Sarah Walker: General, please, I...
- General Diane Beckman: But as of right now, your services are officially terminated. Report to Langley at 0900.
- [the General ends the transmission. Sarah talks to Forrest]
- Sarah Walker: Please take care of him.
- Agent Alex Forrest: Can you believe Walker?
- John Casey: What about her?
- Agent Alex Forrest: Getting all wrapped up in the assett. Clearly her feelings have jeopardized your missions. You must be relieved. Things can now finally be professional.
- John Casey: [Trying to hold in his anger] Agent Forrest, for the record...
- Sarah Walker: [Holding up Chuck's cellphone] I found this when I went to say goodbye to Chuck.
- Agent Alex Forrest: Which directly disobeyed an order. You were fired for *exactly* this reason!
- Sarah Walker: Then there's nothing stopping me from kicking your ass!
- Chuck Bartowski: Nothing happened at the bachelor party. He didn't do anything. I swear!
- Ellie Bartowski: Chuck, I saw the photos, okay? I'm sorry, I know you're just trying to protect him. Bro code or whatever. But, Chuck, I'm your sister! You're supposed to protect me.
- Chuck Bartowski: [Standing outside a trailer] I couldn't find him. The man didn't want to be found. I mean, if you hadn't illegally accessed the government's master database...
- Sarah Walker: Chuck, it'll be good to see him.
- [Chuck knocks on the door. Long pause with no response]
- Sarah Walker: I'm sorry.
- [pause. The door opens]
- Chuck Bartowski: Dad?
- Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb: [as he's getting a lap dance] Uh, no. No. No. Hold on. Stop. Stop. I love my fiancee. I would never do anything to jeopardize that.
- Agent Alex Forrest: [Forrest rises] Guess romance is alive and well and living in Burbank.