Rules of Engagement (TV Series)

Jeff's New Friend (2009)

Patrick Warburton: Jeff Bingham

Quotes 

• Brad : Hey, if you're interested me and some pals are getting together at a sports bar to watch the first play-off game, you're welcome to join.

  Jeff Bingham : Sports and bar, my two favorite words.

  Audrey Bingham : You still have wife on that list?

  Jeff Bingham : Right between re-fill and bacon.

• Brad : Yes, it does back up traffic as do all parades but I wouldn't know who to talk to about that.

  Jeff Bingham : Okay, I have another question.

  Brad : Alright, but not another one about Anderson Cooper.

  Jeff Bingham : With two guys you must be pretty much doing it all the time, right? With no woman there to say no.

  Brad : It's still a marriage, there is always someone there to say no.

  Adam Rhodes : So when you're done with sex does one of you want to cuddle and the other one want to watch sport center?

  Jeff Bingham : And does Jackie get upset when you leave the toilet seat up?

  Brad : Why don't you write all these down and I'll get back to you?

• Russell Dunbar : Hey, I got the result of the DNA test.

  Jeff Bingham : Russel, this is Brad, he's gay. Brad this is Russel, he almost slept with his own daughter.

  Brad : And I made you uncomfortable?