- Neil Sutherland: Are we gonna have to swim back?
- Simon Cooper: [shivering, referring to the sea] It's *very* cold in there.
- Jay Cartwright: Just row back. On holiday in Spain one year, me and my mate took a pedalo out and went to Africa.
- Will McKenzie: [Annoyed] Do you think you can spare us the bullshit for one minute while I try figure out how not to die at sea?
- Will McKenzie: [after Jay has let off the emergency flare] Why the fuck did you do that?
- Jay Cartwright: To get the Sea Police out!
- Will McKenzie: And say what, 'Help, We've caught a fish!'? We're already in the Harbour. What are they gonna do? Tow us four feet closer to the shore?
- Will McKenzie: [a fish has jumped into the boat] Jesus Christ! How the hell has that happened?
- Neil Sutherland: I dunno, it didn't have any bait on it.
- Jay Cartwright: Get it out!
- Neil Sutherland: It's just a fish.
- Will McKenzie: It's a fucking terrifying, massive fish! Get rid of it Neil!
- Neil Sutherland: Better kill it. It's the kindest thing to do. It won't survive back in the sea now.
- [punches the fish to a bloody pulp]
- Will McKenzie: [Sarcastic] Well, that was a much more dignified end for him.
- Jay Cartwright: I'm going to go look for that yummy mummy that wants me to spunk on her tummy.
- Will McKenzie: A rapey rhyme, how lovely.