Glee (TV Series)
The Rhodes Not Taken (2009)
Kristin Chenoweth: April Rhodes
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Quotes
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Will Schuester : Guys, I'd like to introduce you to someone very special. This is April Rhodes. She's our newest member.
Finn Hudson : Wait, so old people can join Glee Club now?
April Rhodes : Old, huh? You guys look like the world's worst Benetton ad.
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April Rhodes : So, did I sleep with you?
Will Schuester : [taken aback] Um... I was a freshman when you were a senior.
April Rhodes : ...So, did I sleep with you?
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April Rhodes : [to Rachel] Do you have any NyQuil? I could use a pick-me-up.
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Will Schuester : Hey, can you give us the room, Rachel? We need to teach April the cues for "Don't Stop Believin'".
Finn Hudson : Wait, she's singing the female lead?
Rachel Berry : Wait, she's in the Glee Club? She's... ancient.
April Rhodes : Talent doesn't age, sweetheart.
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April Rhodes : Stick *that* in your pipe and smoke it.
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April Rhodes : Can I get you a drink? I just cracked open a fresh box of wine.
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April Rhodes : These high school boys are a lot hotter than they used to be. That Finn Hudson is one cutie pie I gots my eye on.
Rachel Berry : Finn's taken, April.
April Rhodes : Yeah, well, some guys like a little somethin'-somethin' on the side.
Rachel Berry : I think your behavior is totally inappropriate, and your presence in this school is a complete travesty. What you choose to do with your life is your own business, but don't go around screwing up everyone else's.
April Rhodes : I'm not afraid of you, sweetie. There was a time when I was the biggest star around here. And now that I've got that back... I'm never letting it go.
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April Rhodes : If you can master this, you can sneak anything out of a store between your knees. Shoes, prom dresses. I once got a cake out of a kid's birthday party with the candle still lit.
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April Rhodes : I'm rolling on a fistful of horse tranquilizers, I can't feel my lips