Glee (TV Series)

The Rhodes Not Taken (2009)

Jayma Mays: Emma Pillsbury

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• Emma Pillsbury : [after stopping Kurt in the hall]  Kurt, I'm a girl who knows her solvents, and your breath smells like rubbing alcohol.

  Kurt Hummel : [Watching Emma drunkenly]  Oh Bambi... I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy...

  [Bends down and throws up on Emma's shoes] 

• Will Schuester : Hey, Em. Just trying to figure out the setlist for Saturday.

  Emma Pillsbury : I just got back from the emergency room. Had them give me four decontamination showers. I think they call that "the full Silkwood".

  Will Schuester : What happened?

  Emma Pillsbury : Kurt was drunk and he ralphed on me. Not really fessing up to how he got the booze just yet, but I'm pretty sure it's not a fake ID, because he looks like an eleven year old milkmaid.

• Emma Pillsbury : Kurt? I know my solvents and your breath smells like rubbing alcohol...

  Kurt Hummel : [Kurt is drunk]  Oh Bambi, I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy.

  [suddenly throws up on Emma's feet] 

• Emma Pillsbury : Kurt? I'm a woman who knows her solvents and your breath smells like rubbing alcohol.

  Kurt Hummel : Oh, Bambi. I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy.

• Emma Pillsbury : Kurt, I'm a girl who knows her solvents, and your breath smells like rubbing alcohol.

  Kurt Hummel : Oh, Bambi, I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy.