Glee (TV Series)

The Rhodes Not Taken (2009)

Chris Colfer: Kurt Hummel

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Quotes 

• Emma Pillsbury : [after stopping Kurt in the hall]  Kurt, I'm a girl who knows her solvents, and your breath smells like rubbing alcohol.

  Kurt Hummel : [Watching Emma drunkenly]  Oh Bambi... I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy...

  [Bends down and throws up on Emma's shoes] 

• Will Schuester : April is amazing. But she's not in the glee club anymore. It... I, uh... I screwed up bringing her here. It was about me, and Glee Club is supposed to be about you guys. You don't need her to be great.

  Mercedes Jones : But we need her for the second act.

  Will Schuester : I'll just have to go out there and tell them we had to cut the show short.

  [seeing how disappointed they are] 

  Will Schuester : Hey, guys. You were great. Don't worry. There will be other performances.

  Rachel Berry : [entering]  Excuse me? I think I might have a solution. In show business, when a star can't perform, her understudy steps in. I'd be happy to go in for April, if you'd let me.

  Mercedes Jones : Since when are you willing to be an understudy?

  Rachel Berry : Since I quit the play.

  Kurt Hummel : Really? Why?

  Rachel Berry : I realized being a star didn't make me feel as special as being your friend. If I'd let you down when you needed me the most, I'd never forgive myself. I know all the words to the song.

  Quinn Fabray : You don't know the choreography.

  Finn Hudson : Then we're gonna have to give her a lot of help out there.

  Will Schuester : Go get in your costume.

• Kurt Hummel : Oh Bambi, I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy.

• Emma Pillsbury : Kurt? I know my solvents and your breath smells like rubbing alcohol...

  Kurt Hummel : [Kurt is drunk]  Oh Bambi, I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy.

  [suddenly throws up on Emma's feet] 

• Emma Pillsbury : Kurt? I'm a woman who knows her solvents and your breath smells like rubbing alcohol.

  Kurt Hummel : Oh, Bambi. I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy.

• Emma Pillsbury : Kurt, I'm a girl who knows her solvents, and your breath smells like rubbing alcohol.

  Kurt Hummel : Oh, Bambi, I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy.