American Dad! (TV Series)

Bar Mitzvah Hustle (2009)

Curtis Armstrong: Snot Lonstein

Quotes 

• Snot Lonstein : For my bar mitzvah, I need to get to the park before dawn to get the picnic table next to the swings. It's the only one that doesn't have a swastika or boner carved into it.

• Roger : Hershel Hershbaum for the defense!

  [to Snot] 

  Roger : Don't you worry, kid. I'll win this for ya. We'll get your foreskin cut off, all right.

  Snot Lonstein : What?

• Snot Lonstein : [about Etan's Bar Mitzvah]  This is gonna put my bar mitzvah to shame. The only decorations I have are the police tape left over from my uncle's murder.