American Dad! (TV Series)

Bar Mitzvah Hustle (2009)

Scott Grimes: Steve Smith

Quotes 

• Steve Smith : Well Snot, that's the super-ball conundrum. We want them to bounce higher and higher, and then we lose them.

• Debbie : Steve, I'm sorry, but well, Etan asked me to be his date to his Bar Mitzvah and I said yes.

  Steve Smith : What? You're dumping me for that snobby rich kid?

  Debbie : Steve, I don't care that he's rich. I care that he's mature. I'm sorry, but I need a man, not a boy.

  Steve Smith : A boy? Could a boy produce tears this big?

• Roger : I'll be Ernest Shlumpel, Etan's long-lost great uncle. When the Nazis annexed Alsace-Lorraine in 1940, Ernest fled to Mykonos where he invented a kosher lubricant that tastes like whitefish salad...

  Steve Smith : You're playing a waiter.

  Roger : But I've been developing my Alsace-Lorraine Mykonos accent.

  Steve Smith : You're not doing an accent.

  Roger : [gets up close to Steve menacingly]  Oh, yeah? You son of a bitch. You know I'm not a fighter.

• Steve Smith : [to Roger]  Now Snot may never get bar mitzvahed and it's my fault.

  Roger : All because you refused to do the heist my way.

  Steve Smith : How would you doing a goofy accent have changed anything?

  Roger : We'll never know now, will we?