American Dad! (TV Series)
Bar Mitzvah Hustle (2009)
Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien
Quotes
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Stan Smith : Francine, you know I only laugh at "Two and a Half Men." Charlie Sheen sleeps with whores, then has breakfast with a fat child. It's funny just talking about it.
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Roger : Hershel Hershbaum for the defense!
[to Snot]
Roger : Don't you worry, kid. I'll win this for ya. We'll get your foreskin cut off, all right.
Snot Lonstein : What?
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Roger : You hustling me, boy?
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Roger : I'll be Ernest Shlumpel, Etan's long-lost great uncle. When the Nazis annexed Alsace-Lorraine in 1940, Ernest fled to Mykonos where he invented a kosher lubricant that tastes like whitefish salad...
Steve Smith : You're playing a waiter.
Roger : But I've been developing my Alsace-Lorraine Mykonos accent.
Steve Smith : You're not doing an accent.
Roger : [gets up close to Steve menacingly] Oh, yeah? You son of a bitch. You know I'm not a fighter.
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Roger : While everyone's focused on Snot, I'll be heading to the bathroom to share a doobie with the busboy in exchange for an angry handy jay.
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Steve Smith : [to Roger] Now Snot may never get bar mitzvahed and it's my fault.
Roger : All because you refused to do the heist my way.
Steve Smith : How would you doing a goofy accent have changed anything?
Roger : We'll never know now, will we?