Xavier: Renegade Angel (TV Series)

Damnesia Vu (2009)

Vernon Chatman: Various Characters

Quotes 

• Barcode Man : [shooting a line of animal-headed people execution style]  Do you believe in God?

  Sheep : Yes.

  [gets shot; hummingbirds fly out of his head] 

  Barcode Man : Do you believe in God?

  Hummingbird : Yes.

  [gets shot; sheep jump out of his head] 

  Barcode Man : [points gun at Xavier]  Do you believe in God?

  Xavier : That's a complicated question. It depends on what you mean by "God". You see, I...

  Barcode Man : Yes or no?

  Xavier : It helps no one to be reductive. I believe that that we are here implies to some degree that there are forces larger than us. Now, we can get into the semanticalities...

  Barcode Man : *Yes* or *no*?

  Xavier : [smokes a pipe]  The very notion of belief itself can be rhetorically whittled to the bare nub of its meaning.

  [attempts to hand the man a pamphlet] 

  Xavier : I'd like to talk to you a lot more about this. Would you be interested in reading some of my literature?

  Barcode Man : NO!

  [Barcode Man shoots himself] 

  Xavier : [Xavier is returned to the room of doors in Barcode Man's clothing]  So, it was me all along!

• Kid on Chili Slide : You'll jalapeño pants!

• Goldern B. Taintnun : My name is Goldern B. Taintnun, as in "T'ain't none of yer goldern beeswax!"