The Squad (II) (2023) User Reviews

Zero redeeming qualities. I weep for the future if this is how GenZ tries to make "movies".

[mariusar · 3/10 · 25 December 2023]

Despicable characters. Lame attempt at acting. Overly loud, unnecessary "trendy" music. Incoherent, utterly unbelievable plotline. Useless kids and cast pretending {and failing} to be "actors" and ooooh, such badasses. Barely competent photography.

And they don't even have the decency to give us any nudity.

A complete waste of time and I watched it at 3X speed as well.

Really struggling to post the required characters here. Honestly, this gets a 3 from me only because that is my bare minumum rating on imdb - as lousy as any movie might be, I do acknowledge that actual people put it some kind of effort to make a film.

But in cases like this POS, they're all better off looking for a new, radically different career path.

Truths. Not hysterically fake shill review.

eesh.....

[NullUnit · 2/10 · 28 December 2023]

A collection of music montages.. and every so often a scene with some bad acting....

I don't know what more I can say.... the prevalent use of music montages takes this 20 minute story to over an hour... acting is sub-par on all levels. Sure the women are attractive and it seems that is supposed ot possibly carry this film, it doesn't.

It seems it's supposed to be a "women empowerment' attempt.. but it's littered with "tease" moments which are in direct contradiction to that goal. I only lasted half way into this.. and after what must've been the 10th music montage... and tease.. I gave up....

You Won't Get High, But Still A Nice Trip

[chaneymark65 · 4/10 · 6 December 2023]

Three young and beautiful drug 'brokers' try their hand at making a fortune during a spring break week. Only trouble is, well, everything. The local dealers want in, the US cartel wants them out, and their home base support system has been compromised.

Things get unpleasant fast as the double crosses and bodies begin to pile. What started as a fun and sexy movie devolves quickly into a standard gritty crime drama.

The Squad suffers from trying to be two movies at once. The sound, the cinematography, the editing, the sets, the costuming, the casting... all would be perfect for a spring break adventure movie OR a violent drug cartel thriller, but not both.

Enjoy what you can from this mixed bag of sweet and salty tidbits.

Oh no

[bitbucketchip · 3/10 · 7 February 2024]

Three women go on spring break with plans to deal... who cares. I don't. You won't. No one does.

While it's touching that the director's mom posted five fake positive reviews, the truth is this "movie" isn't. The industry has minimum standards for a professional production and this attempt fails to clear the bar.

That problems start with story. Even being generous there wasn't enough actual plot for a half hour TV episode. It was so lacking they needed to pad it out with corte a música (quick cut musical montages) to reach a barely sellable length.

The acting... let's be honest, it wasn't. No one onscreen has training, ability, or natural talent. They should all go back to their day jobs and stay there.

If they had made a spring break comedy with the cast it might have worked. Everyone would focus on the attractiveness of the performers and not worry that what was coming out of their mouths was lacking an emotional connection to what was going onscreen. It might have gotten five stars. But they didn't make that. Three stars for pretty people in limited clothing. Three stars.

Semi-watchable, but somewhat dull...

[paul_haakonsen · 4/10 · 30 January 2024]

Of course I had never heard about the 2023 movie "The Squad" from writer and director Rick Walker, as I happened to stumble upon the movie by random chance here in 2024. However, I must admit that given the movie's synopsis and its cover, then I wasn't expecting this to be anything fantastic. Yet, I still opted to give the movie the benefit of the doubt and watch it.

"The Squad" is definitely not entertainment for the cerebral viewer. The storyline from Rick Walker is pretty straightforward, albeit rather generic for a crime thriller. Sure, it was semi-watchable, but you're not in for any grand cinematic experience here.

I was not familiar with the cast ensemble in the movie at all. And that is usually something I enjoy when I sit down to watch a movie. In all fairness, then against the fact that the actresses and actors had precious little to work with in terms of script and character gallery, then the acting performances were actually adequate.

Some of the dialogue in the movie was rather wooden and rigid, feeling like it was written by a High School student with an interest in movie making. It wasn't exactly Shakespearian poetry that transpired on the screen.

Be prepared to see a lot of skin throughout the course of the movie, though thankfully director Rick Walker didn't stoop to showing tacky nudity.

The cinematography was actually fair throughout the course of the 78 minutes that the movie ran for, and that definitely spoke well in favor of the movie, adding to the overall impression of "The Squad".

I was only mildly entertained by "The Squad", and it is not a movie that I would recommend you rush out and get to watch. This is definitely not a movie that I will be returning to watch a second time. But in all honesty, it does feel like writer and director Rick Walker had the right intentions and spirit for making a movie. The end result, just wasn't particularly spectacular.

My rating of "The Squad" lands on a generous four out of ten stars.

Beware the director that watches Spring Breakers and is the inspired to make this.

[stevelivesey-37183 · 2/10 · 19 April 2024]

Yikes. This. Is. Catastrophically Appalling.

No real introduction as such, just straight into boss babes being vacuous and boss babeing.

Let's ignore that they all seem to be ten years too old for spring break for a second. This movie is essentially one big music montage interrupted by several scenes of truly inept movie making, direction, acting, lighting, editing, etc.

I have given this a 2 rather than the one it deserves because making movies is difficult and the extra one point is credit for at least trying. Think of it as a participation medal for a fat kid who came in last in an egg and spoon race. Bingo, 'The Squad'. Avoid.

Era of the flaccid American filmmaker

[rainleaveswind · 3/10 · 12 April 2024]

This movie has a nice cast of attractive ladies, and all the ingredients (an opportunity if you will) for a super sexy, female led, action crime caper. It tried to be that. But of course, given it's an American film, director, cast.. it's jus more overtly sanitized, formulaic, chaste drivel that is currently common place in American independent cinema.. that is, flaccid, weak dudes trying to make something that should be erotic, super sexy but, nah, these dudes just can't make it happen, because people don't want that! Everything PG! Lol. So what we get is yet even more content that should be fun and sexy, but nah, we get another R-rated movie turned into yet another would be erotic movie safe enough for grandma and the kids. Hey it's tell filmed, well casted, but poorly conceived. Sanitized, prick teasey and yeah, off-target and boring.

Good movies, worth watching

[greatwit-99301 · 10/10 · 15 December 2023]

Walker's direction shines through in the pacing of the narrative. The film seamlessly transitions between heart-pounding action and quieter, reflective moments, creating a rhythm that keeps the audience engaged. The storytelling is both intricate and accessible, making "The Squad" a compelling watch for both action enthusiasts and those seeking a deeper, character-driven experience.

The musical score complements the film impeccably, enhancing the emotional impact of key scenes. The soundtrack becomes a character of its own, perfectly underscoring the highs and lows of the squad's journey. It's a testament to the meticulous attention to detail that elevates "The Squad" to a level of cinematic excellence.

In conclusion, Rick Walker's "The Squad" is a must-see for anyone who appreciates a cinematic experience that transcends the boundaries of its genre. It's a riveting blend of action, emotion, and storytelling prowess that cements Walker's status as a director to watch. "The Squad" is not just a movie; it's a symphony of sights and sounds that resonates long after the credits roll.

Rick Walker's Cinematic Triumph"

[arianagrande-77719 · 8/10 · 15 December 2023]

What sets "The Squad" apart is its exceptional storytelling. Walker crafts a narrative that goes beyond the typical action movie fare, delving into the complexities of human relationships and the sacrifices made in the name of duty. The characters are not just action heroes; they are multi-dimensional individuals with depth and purpose, making their struggles and triumphs all the more relatable.

The performances in "The Squad" are nothing short of phenomenal. The cast, led by Walker's keen directorial eye, delivers powerful and authentic portrayals that resonate with the audience. Each actor brings a unique energy to the screen, contributing to the film's overall impact. The chemistry among the cast members is palpable, creating a synergy that elevates the movie to a higher level.

Visually, "The Squad" is a feast for the eyes. Walker's directorial prowess is evident in every frame, with breathtaking cinematography that captures both the intensity of the action sequences and the subtleties of the characters' emotions. The attention to detail in the set design and visual effects adds a layer of realism that immerses the audience in the world of the film.

The pacing of the movie is impeccable, keeping viewers engaged from start to finish. Walker skillfully weaves together moments of tension, humor, and heart, creating a dynamic and compelling narrative. The action sequences are not just visually stunning but serve a purpose in advancing the plot and revealing the depths of the characters.

"The Squad: Rick Walker's Cinematic Triumph"

[elmaburybxp · 8/10 · 15 December 2023]

Visually, "The Squad" is a feast for the eyes. Walker's directorial prowess is evident in every frame, with breathtaking cinematography that captures both the intensity of the action sequences and the subtleties of the characters' emotions. The attention to detail in the set design and visual effects adds a layer of realism that immerses the audience in the world of the film.

The pacing of the movie is impeccable, keeping viewers engaged from start to finish. Walker skillfully weaves together moments of tension, humor, and heart, creating a dynamic and compelling narrative. The action sequences are not just visually stunning but serve a purpose in advancing the plot and revealing the depths of the characters.

Accompanied by a hauntingly beautiful musical score, "The Squad" is a triumph in every sense. Rick Walker has not only delivered an exceptional action film but has also crafted a story with substance and soul. It's a testament to his talent and dedication to the craft of filmmaking.

In conclusion, "The Squad" is a must-watch for anyone who appreciates a thoughtfully crafted and thrilling cinematic experience. Rick Walker has solidified his place as a visionary director, and I eagerly anticipate what he has in store for audiences in the future. "The Squad" is not just a movie; it's a cinematic journey that leaves a lasting impression.

A Riveting Rollercoaster of Emotion and Action!

[isyouranon · 10/10 · 15 December 2023]

I recently had the pleasure of watching "The Squad" by Rick Walker, and I must say, it was an absolute delight from start to finish. This film masterfully combines heart-pounding action with a compelling storyline, leaving audiences on the edge of their seats.

One of the standout features of "The Squad" is its well-developed characters. Walker has created a diverse and dynamic group that not only brings a unique flavor to the film but also fosters a genuine connection with the audience. The chemistry between the cast members is palpable, adding an extra layer of authenticity to the narrative.

The pacing of the movie is spot-on, keeping the momentum going without sacrificing character development. The plot unfolds in a way that keeps you guessing, with unexpected twists and turns that elevate the viewing experience. Walker has a knack for building tension and suspense, making each scene more thrilling than the last.

The cinematography is top-notch, capturing the intensity of the action sequences while also highlighting the emotional depth of the characters. The visual effects are seamless and enhance the overall cinematic experience. From the breathtaking landscapes to the intense close-ups, every frame is a visual feast that adds to the immersive quality of the film.

The musical score complements the film beautifully, heightening the emotional impact of key moments. It's clear that Walker paid meticulous attention to every detail, creating a movie that engages the audience on both a visceral and emotional level.

In "The Squad," Rick Walker has not only delivered an exhilarating action film but also a story with heart and substance. It's a rare gem that manages to strike the perfect balance between entertainment and meaningful storytelling. I highly recommend "The Squad" to anyone seeking a thrilling cinematic experience with a touch of humanity. Walker's vision and execution are truly commendable, and I can't wait to see what he has in store for audiences in the future.

"The Squad: A Cinematic Tour de Force That Hits All the Right Notes"

[greatwit · 9/10 · 15 December 2023]

Rick Walker's "The Squad" is nothing short of a cinematic tour de force that leaves an indelible mark on the action genre. From adrenaline-pumping sequences to nuanced character development, this film stands out as a triumph in storytelling and direction.

One of the standout features of "The Squad" is its ability to balance intense action with a thoughtful exploration of the human experience. Walker brings a refreshing depth to the characters, giving them distinct personalities and backgrounds that resonate with the audience. The emotional journey of the squad members is as compelling as the high-octane missions they undertake, creating a captivating dynamic that keeps viewers invested throughout.

The ensemble cast delivers stellar performances, seamlessly bringing Walker's characters to life. Their chemistry is palpable, and each actor contributes a unique charisma to the film. From moments of camaraderie to heart-wrenching decisions, the authenticity of the performances adds a layer of realism that distinguishes "The Squad" from typical action fare.

Visually, the film is a feast for the eyes. Walker's keen eye for cinematography captures the breathtaking landscapes and intense action sequences with precision. The use of practical effects and expertly choreographed stunts enhances the authenticity of the film, making it a visual spectacle that demands to be seen on the big screen.