Desperate Housewives (TV Series)

If It's Only in Your Head (2009)

Doug Savant: Tom Scavo

Quotes 

• Lynette : I went to the doctor today.

  Tom : What's wrong?

  Lynette : I'm pregnant.

  Tom : Pregnant?... With a baby?

  Lynette : How long have you been sniffing those markers? Of course with a baby.

• [Tom gets into college] 

  Parker Scavo : I can help you study if you want.

  Tom Scavo : I'm not sure how much help you're gonna be. I'm majoring in Chinese.

  Preston Scavo : I know how to say "Take me to a strip bar" in Mandarin.

  Lynette Scavo : I'm so proud. Porter aren't you gonna congratulate your father.

  Porter Scavo : Congratulations on ruining my life. If you see me on campus you're not allowed to talk to me.

• Lynette Scavo : [Preston, Porter and Lynette help a drunk Tom inside]  Ok, easy easy, you're a little drunk there.

  Tom Scavo : [kiss Lynette]  That's cause I love you Lynette

  Lynette Scavo : I love you to baby, there you go.

  Tom Scavo : [turns to Porter still helping him]  And I love you Preston.

  Porter Scavo : I'm Porter

  Tom Scavo : I never could tell you two apart, but you're my favourite

  [Porter raises his eyebrows and helps Tom to sit down, takes of Tom's shows for him] 

  Tom Scavo : Lynette how come you let me drink so many margaritas?

  Preston Scavo : Yeah and why did we have to stay to closing? It's almost 2.00

  Lynette Scavo : Who cares what time it is? We were celebrating a big change in your dad's life.

  Tom Scavo : WOOHOO!

  Lynette Scavo : Woo! Hey someone called.

  [plays the message about the mix up with the time for Tom's test, for the next day at 8.00am] 

  Tom Scavo : Oh cram! I gotta crap for that test1

  Lynette Scavo : Oh geez...