Wednesday (TV Series)
Wednesday's Child Is Full of Woe (2022)
Jenna Ortega: Wednesday Addams
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Quotes
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Enid Sinclair : It's a small school. There wasn't much online about you. You should really get on Insta, Snapchat, and TikTok.
Wednesday Addams : [deadpan] I find social media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation.
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Wednesday Addams : [first line, narrating] I'm not sure whose twisted idea it was to put hundreds of adolescents in underfunded schools run by people whose dreams were crushed years ago... but I admire the sadism.
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Morticia Addams : That boy's family was going to file attempted murder charges. How would that have looked on your record?
Wednesday Addams : Terrible. Everyone would know I failed to get the job done.
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Wednesday Addams : The only person who gets to torture my brother is me.
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Tyler Galpin : So where'd you learn those kungfu moves?
Wednesday Addams : My uncle taught me. He spent five years in a Tibetan monastery.
Tyler Galpin : Was he a monk?
Wednesday Addams : Prisoner.
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Tyler Galpin : The espresso machine's having a seizure, so all we have is drip.
Wednesday Addams : But drip is for people who hate themselves and know their lives have no real purpose or meaning.
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Enid Sinclair : Rumor's have been swirling around that you killed a kid at your old school, and that your parents pulled strings to get you off.
Wednesday Addams : Actually it was two kids, but who's counting?
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Principal Larissa Weems : Did your mother tell you we were roommates back in the day?
Wednesday Addams : And you graduated with your sanity intact? Impressive.
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Enid Sinclair : Welcome to the Quad!
Wednesday Addams : It's a pentagon.
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Wednesday Addams : I'm not about to confess to my brother that I've recently been plagued by visions. They come on without warning and feel like electric shock therapy, but without the satisfying afterburn.
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Wednesday Addams : [to Enid] When I look at you the following emojis come to mind: rope, shovel, hole.
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Dr. Valerie Kinbott : I read the notes from your school counselor.
Wednesday Addams : Mrs. Bronstein. she had a nervous breakdown after out last session and had to take a six month sabbatical.
Dr. Valerie Kinbott : Go ahead and take a seat. How did you feel about that?
Wednesday Addams : Vindicated.
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Wednesday Addams : [after taking a look at the Pilgrim World brochure] It takes a special kind of stupid to devote an entire theme park to zealots responsible for mass genocide.
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Wednesday Addams : Editors are short-sighted, fear-based lifeforms. One once described my writing as gratuitously morbid and suggested I seek psychiatric help.
Dr. Valerie Kinbott : Hmm.
Wednesday Addams : Ironic, isn't it?
Dr. Valerie Kinbott : How did you take that?
Wednesday Addams : I sent her a thank you.
[Cut to editor opening a box and getting her fingers smashed in a rat trap]
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Principal Larissa Weems : Impressive. You've certainly had a very interesting educational journey. Eight schools in five years.
Wednesday Addams : They haven't built one strong enough to hold me. I bet this place won't be any different.
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Tyler Galpin : Wait, you read Italian?
Wednesday Addams : Of course. It's the native tongue of Machiavelli.
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Wednesday Addams : Pugsley, emotion equals weakness. Pull yourself together.
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Wednesday Addams : You guys are making me nauseous. Not in a good way.
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Principal Larissa Weems : Hmm. The school has a relationship with a therapist in Jericho. She can meet twice a week.
Gomez Addams : Did you hear that, my little storm cloud? You're in excellent hands.
Wednesday Addams : We'll see if she survives the first session.
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Wednesday Addams : Pugsley, you're soft and weak. You'll never survive without me. I give you two months, tops.
Pugsley Addams : I'm gonna miss you, too, sis.
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Morticia Addams : I'm told girls your age say hurtful things, and I shouldn't take it to heart.
Wednesday Addams : Fortunately, you don't have one.
Morticia Addams : Finally, a kind word for your mother.
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Marilyn Thornhill : I trust Enid has given you the old Nevermore welcome.
Wednesday Addams : She's been smothering me with hospitality. I hope to return the favor. In her sleep.
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Rowan Laslow : I know how you feel.
Wednesday Addams : I guarantee you don't.
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Wednesday Addams : You know the old saying, never bring a knife to a sword fight. Unless it's concealed.
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Dr. Valerie Kinbott : [in therapy] Part of this journey requires us going to uncomfortable places emotionally.
Wednesday Addams : I don't travel well
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Tyler Galpin : Do you make a habit of scaring the hell out of people?
Wednesday Addams : It's more of a hobby.
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Enid Sinclair : Still think you're weird as shit, though.
Wednesday Addams : The feeling is incredibly mutual.
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Wednesday Addams : I'm not used to people engaging with me. Most see me coming and cross the street.
Tyler Galpin : You're not scary. You're just kinda... kooky.
Wednesday Addams : I prefer spooky.