- Woody: [Referring to Jeff and Lester] Why are you letting Sam Kinison and an Indian lesbian wreck your wedding?
- [Takes a drink]
- Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb: Dad, just chill out. Okay?
- Bryce Larkin: The cube can't fall into the wrong hands. I made a promise to Orion.
- Chuck Bartowski: You knew.
- Bryce Larkin: That was the deal. Your dad knew I protected you at Stanford. I was the only spy he would trust.
- Chuck Bartowski: I can't believe you've known this whole time.
- Bryce Larkin: He wanted to keep you out of this. But I knew you could handle the Intersect. I knew Sarah would find you. And most importantly, you deserved to know the truth about your father. He's a hero. Now, let's go get your sister married.
- Steve Bartowski: Hello Ted.
- [Knocks out Roark then sighs]
- Steve Bartowski: Waited 20 years to do that.
- Chuck Bartowski: You belong out there. Save the world. I'm just - I'm just not that guy.
- Sarah Walker: How many times do you have to be a hero to realize that you *are* that guy?
- Chuck Bartowski: But I want more, Sarah. I want a life. I want a real life.
- Sarah Walker: Chuck, I don't want to save the world. I want -
- [Steve Bartowski interrupts]
- General Diane Beckman: How would you feel about working on the new Intersect project? Your government has been building its own Intersect. You've shown real promise. We'd like you to be an analyst. Your country is calling you, Mr. Bartowski.
- Chuck Bartowski: Uh, well, then I think my country might have the wrong number. 'Cause I'm just Chuck Bartowski, not a hero.
- Chuck Bartowski: Oh god! Someone shoot me now.
- Ted Roark: I can help you with that, Chuck. A real shotgun wedding. Just think. That terrible pun is the last thing you'll ever hear.
- Chuck Bartowski: [after Sarah leaves] I have to go.
- Steve Bartowski: No. No. You don't, you're not a spy.
- Chuck Bartowski: Dad... I *love* her!
- Bryce Larkin: Mr. Bartowski. Or is this an Orion conversation?
- Steve Bartowski: A bit of both. I reconfigured the Cube for you under two conditions. You stop looking for me and you leave my son alone.
- Bryce Larkin: We asked Chuck to be on my team. He said no. Goodbye, Orion.
- Steve Bartowski: You made changes to the Intersect. To my initial designs. The data architecture is different. What does this new computer do?
- Bryce Larkin: You don't want to know.
- Chuck Bartowski: I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait any longer. Okay? Everyone keeps asking me what I'm going to do with my future. And the truth is I don't have a clue. All I do know is that I want you to be in it.
- Sarah Walker: Please, I really have to tell you.
- Chuck Bartowski: No. No guns. No lies. Just us. Just like I've always wanted. I've recently come into a little bit of money. So, any place you want to go. Any place at all, as long as it's sunny with little umbrella drinks. What I'm getting at here is... Sarah Walker, will you do me the honor of... taking a vacation with me?
- Sarah Walker: Chuck, I'm leaving in the morning. The details are classified. But I'm working on the new Intersect Project with Bryce.
- Morgan Grimes: Dr. Awesome.
- Woody: Don't take another step. My wife warned me about you.
- Morgan Grimes: Good warnings I hope.
- Woody: Retreat two steps back.
- Ellie Bartowski: I can't believe your *idiot* friends ruined my wedding. I'm just - I'm *never* going to forgive Morgan for this!
- Chuck Bartowski: Well, I think you're going to have to. Because Moragan, and Jeff and Lester, they only did what I asked them to do.
- Ellie Bartowski: What?
- Chuck Bartowski: *I* did all this. I forgot your rings. So I asked them to stall. So if you're going to be mad at someone, you should be mad at me... Please say something.
- Ellie Bartowski: You... ruined... *the* most important day in my life!
- Chuck Bartowski: Ellie, you have to trust me, all right? Take these.
- [Hands Ellie the rings]
- Chuck Bartowski: And I'll take care of the rest. Trust me.
- Bryce Larkin: This'll destroy the Intersect. This new computer's too powerful. It's too dangerous.
- Chuck Bartowski: But you need, you need the computer to fight Fulcrum.
- Bryce Larkin: Fulcrum doesn't matter, all right? They... They're just... They're just one part of the Ring. They'll use it against us, Chuck. You have to do this, all right? You have to destroy that computer and then you get out of here.