Comedy Central Roasts (TV Series)
Comedy Central Roast of Joan Rivers (2009)
Jeffrey Ross: Self - Roaster
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Quotes
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Jeffrey Ross : Joan Rivers is so old, if you Google her, you can find her on Craig's *and* Schindler's lists.
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Jeffrey Ross : Who's your plastic surgeon, Tim Burton? Oh my God, Kanye's mom had a better plastic surgeon...
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Jeffrey Ross : I heard recently Joan had a tummy tuck, and they put the rest of the skin on Kathy Griffin's face. Wow, look at that. When did Howdy Doody fuck Pippi Longstocking? Holy shit, Kathy Griffin, I wouldn't fuck you with Chastity Bono's new dick.
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Jeffrey Ross : I see the great Carl Reiner is here. This is so cool man. Carl, seriously, congrats on being on color TV for the first time.
