Gossip Girl (TV Series)

Southern Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (2009)

Blake Lively: Serena van der Woodsen

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• Serena van der Woodsen : [to Blair]  I have supported you in all your crazy choices, case in point!

  [looks meamingfully at Chuck] 

  Serena van der Woodsen : Now would you please have some faith in me for once? I'm going back to my boyfriend and if you know what's good for you, so will you!

• Blair Waldorf : [while Serena tries on dress]  Let me get this straight. Gabriel is still popping Poppy, and you're okay with that?

  [fashion critic:] 

  Blair Waldorf : No, no, this is too MOB, go put on the Vena Cava.

  Serena van der Woodsen : For the hundredth time, he's not still sleeping with her.

  [checks herself out in mirror] 

  Serena van der Woodsen : And while it's not ideal, he is gonna break up with her next week.

  Blair Waldorf : And what proof did he offer of that?

  Serena van der Woodsen : He doesn't need proof, B, because I trust him. We have this amazing connection. You know, he said he fell in love with me the first time he ever saw my face.

  [goes off to change] 

  Blair Waldorf : Oh, that... is interesting, considering the fact that he was on vacation with his girlfriend!

  Serena van der Woodsen : [dress goes over her head]  Actually, the first time he saw me was a year ago when I was out with Georgina.

  [smiles:] 

  Serena van der Woodsen : He busted me on my fake Southern accent.

  Blair Waldorf : And what night was that? Don't tell me it was that night. That night that you... blacked out and don't remember anything?

  [chuckles] 

  Blair Waldorf : He fell in love with you while you were roofied. How romantic.

  Serena van der Woodsen : No, no, it wasn't like that. He said I was completely lucid. It must have been before Georgina drugged me. I just don't happen to remember it.

  Blair Waldorf : But... Believe me, I had to learn the hard way. Trust is the most important thing in a relationship.

  Serena van der Woodsen : And we have that.

  Blair Waldorf : The way I trust Nate and he trusts me? Even though he may as well be going to school in Guam next year... I wouldn't worry if I can't find him, because... I know he'll always be true to me.

  Serena van der Woodsen : I hope so, B. Because, no offense, but we both know that hasn't always been the case.

  Blair Waldorf : What are you saying, that Nate is in love with you?

  Serena van der Woodsen : What are you saying, that Gabriel isn't?

  Blair Waldorf : No. I'm just saying he's not gonna break up with Poppy. Why would he? He's having her cake and eating yours too!

  Serena van der Woodsen : Okay, right. So, so both Nate and Chuck are obsessed with you, but my boyfriend can't stay faithful to me for seven days.

  Blair Waldorf : No, that's... I love you. I just don't wanna see you get hurt, okay? Go put that back on, it was beautiful on you.

• Serena van der Woodsen : I didn't steal your boyfriend, Poppy.

  Poppy Lifton : You know what, it's not even you I'm mad at. It's him.

  [starts hitting Gabriel] 

  Poppy Lifton : I am gonna kill you!

  Chuck Bass : No one's killing anyone. It's a co-op cocktail party.

• Serena van der Woodsen : Gabriel, it's a movie. You know, most of them are only, like, eighty minutes these days.

• Blair Waldorf : [after Gabriel made his sacrifice]  Well, I guess he really likes you. At least, now we know.

  [smiles, shakes her head] 

  Serena van der Woodsen : I'll deal with you later.