- [first lines]
- Michael Westen: [narration as he swims ashore from his helicopter jump] As an operative, you get used to being in uncomfortable situations. Whether it's resisting interrogation in a foreign prison, fighting guerrilla forces in a tropical jungle, or swimming 5 miles to Miami Beach in your suit pants - it's just part of the job. What's harder to get used to is going into a situation you don't know anything about. Just because you're exhausted doesn't mean you can stop looking out for trouble. Danger isn't always obvious. It can be as subtle as a glance from a friendly-seeming tourist, a car that slows down at an odd time, or a cop that suddenly seems a little too interested in you.
- [starts running]
- Michael Westen: You have a slug in your engine block, your team is pinned down, and I'm leaving with your boss. If I were you, I would think about another line of work other than security.
- Fiona Glennane: You have no one to blame but yourself. If you blow something up correctly you have nothing left to fix.
- Michael Westen: [narration] Just because you can escape from a situation doesn't mean you should. It's a risk/reward thing. Sometimes you have to take your chances... .Sometimes you have to remember it's easier to dodge questions than bullets.
- Michael Westen: So the good news is, I'm being investigated by the cops and foreign intelligence agencies?
- Sam Axe: Yeah, well it's a change...
- Michael Westen: [visit in prison] My mom, she's okay?
- Sam Axe: Yeah... She's just a little upset about the uh... ya know, the house blowin' up. It's not the whole house. It's just the uh, ya know, the sun room? I mean it came out okay, but I think the bottom line is, you're better off in here until your ma cools off.
- Michael Westen: [narration] High status cover IDs are rarely effective. Claim to be a big-shot and people get suspicious. Claim to be a big-shot's errand boy and people don't think twice. Act like you don't want to be there, because you're tired, you're under-appreciated, or you're sick, and people tend to trust you even more.
- Michael Westen: [narration] Like a wedding, an armed extraction requires a lot of planning if you want it to go well. Like a wedding, it's not the sort of thing you want to do twice, which is why you hold a rehearsal before the big day.
- Michael Westen: [narration] Security levels vary widely for different kinds vehicles.
- [Fiona cuts the chain on a gate]
- Michael Westen: Garbage trucks, for example, are expensive, but the fact that they're hard to hide and harder to sell, means that you don't find a lot of garbage truck alarm systems.
- [Fiona hot-wires the garbage truck]
- Michael Westen: [voice-over] One of the things covert operatives have to give up is the idea of a fair fight. Spies are not trained to fight fair. Spies are trained to win.
- Sam Axe: Easy on the explosives, Fi. We're trying to nail this guy on corruption charges. Could be tough if he's in little pieces.
- Fiona Glennane: We'll save on shipping.
- Sam Axe: Mike, your new cover ID. You're Tom Wellington Esquire. Lawyer for a shady international investment group.
- Michael Westen: Wellington?
- Sam Axe: Hey, you wanna pick the name, you gotta go to the meeting. And listen to Barry talk about his skin regimen.
- Sam Axe: This guy knows what he's doing. I couldn't have picked a better meeting location myself. I think they'll come in from over there. It's the best visibility. I think our only play is to create a distraction over there.
- Fiona Glennane: How distracting?
- Sam Axe: More than a firecracker, less than a neutron bomb.
- Marta: I'm sorry about Harlan. He seemed so nice. Like a good man.
- Michael Westen: He was a good man... once.
- Marta: I did not mean to bring you trouble.
- Michael Westen: It's not your fault. Trouble seems to find me without any help.
- Fiona Glennane: Getting shot sounds noble until it actually happens to you. Don't volunteer for it unless it's absolutely necessary.
- Madeline Westen: [to Michael's friend Harlan who has just shown up at the house] So. Harlan. Tell me about yourself. What do you do? Do you destroy houses, too?
- Michael Westen: [narration] The backbone of most hotel phone systems is secured by nothing more than a door and a cheap lock which makes them convenient for people who need to make quick, untraceable phone calls.