- Jinx Shannon: [at Peter] Why don't you use Rafael? He speaks Spanish
- Mary Shannon: Have you started drinking again?
- Mary Shannon: Am I a weight around your neck? I mean, do I drag you down? Is your life worse for having me around?
- Eleanor: O can we all play this game?
- Marshall Mann: I might have a few extra worry-lines
- Mary Shannon: You know, I buy a house, the real-estate market tanks. I take in my Mom & Sister, they both get arrested and my house gets destroyed. Global warming, is that me?
- Marshall Mann: Why do I think this isn't about climate change?
- Mr. Day 2009: Your inspector screwed the pooch, I gave her 1 job that was it, 1 job, I'm tellin' you when I get done with her...
- Stan McQueen: [shoving Mr.Day into darkened room and grabbing his lapels] What are you going to do, huh? What are you going to do, huh? Go ahead, say it, say one more word, say it, open your mouth again, you MORON! My inspector almost got killed, she may not make it because of your stupidity, because against our advice you allowed that woman to move into the WORST NEIGHBORHOOD IN ALBUQUERQUE! I've already filed a complaint a$$hole, go ahead, go ahead please open your mouth again, I swear I'll bounce your head off of every wall in this freakin' hospital, go ahead
- [slamming Mr.Day up against the wall]
- Stan McQueen: say it, say it
- [Stan storms out of the room]
- Marshall Mann: Planning on coming in today?
- Mary Shannon: Give me a break. Francesca kept me up until five in the morning. What'd I miss?
- Marshall Mann: Oh, not much. Francesca just moved herself into a new house.
- Mary Shannon: What? When? How?
- Marshall Mann: Don't forget "who", "why", and "where".