How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Leap (2009)

Bob Saget: Narrator

Quotes 

• Narrator : That was the year I got left at the altar. It was the year I got knocked out by a crazy bartender. The year I got fired. The year I got beat up by a goat, a girl goat at that. And dammit, if it wasn't the best year of my life. Because if any one of those things hadn't happened, I never would have ended up in what turned out to be the best job I ever had. But more importantly, I wouldn't have met your mother. Because, as you know, she was in that class. Of course that story is only just beginning.

• Marshall Eriksen : I could totally jump that.

  Ted Mosby : Marshall, lately it takes you two tries to get off the couch. You can't jump that far.

  Marshall Eriksen : Oh, yeah?

  Ted Mosby : Yeah.

  Marshall Eriksen : Watch me.

  Narrator : But he didn't jump.