Kevin Costner: Self

Quotes 

• Dennis Pennis : [holding a book]  Could you just write a few words for me, please? Just write a few words for me, please?

  Kevin Costner : [walking on]  No. You were a dick. You were a dick to me.

  Dennis Pennis : I love you! You've invented a new genre, you know, I've seen a lot of B-movies, but you've made a C-movie, in both senses of the word!

  Kevin Costner : That's why you're a low budget guy - your hair, your attitude and your intelligence.

  Dennis Pennis : I'm proud of it, you know!

  [cuts to Dennis presenting a transitional clip] 

  Dennis Pennis : Being called a low budget guy by Kevin Costner is actually quite a compliment. In his world that's about 150 billion dollars.