The Pirates! Band of Misfits (2012)

Brendan Gleeson: The Pirate with Gout

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Quotes 

• The Pirate Who Likes Sunsets and Kittens : [discussing what the best part about being a pirate is]  It's the looting.

  The Pirate with Gout : It's the cutlasses.

  The Pirate Who Likes Sunsets and Kittens : It's the looting!

  The Pirate with Gout : It's the cutlasses!

  The Pirate Who Likes Sunsets and Kittens : [cut to outside the ship from a far distance]  LOOTING!

  The Pirate with Gout : CUTLASSES!

  The Pirate Who Likes Sunsets and Kittens : [starts fighting]  LOOTING!

• The Pirate Who Likes Sunsets and Kittens : [the Pirate Captain catches the pirates arguing]  Sorry, Captain.

  The Pirate with Gout : We were just discussing, what's the best but about being a pirate?

  Pirate Captain : Oh, you *were*, were you?

  The Pirate Who Likes Sunsets and Kittens : I suggested it might be the looting.

  The Pirate with Gout : Whereas I content, it's the shiny cutlasses!

  The Albino Pirate : And I thought it was the chance to catch exotic diseases.

  Pirate Captain : Well, you're, all of you, wrong. The best part about being a pirate isn't the looting or the cutlasses. It's not the grog, or the scurvy, or the scantily clad mermaids. The best part about being a pirate is... Ham Night!

  [reveals a banner reading "IT'S HAM NITE" and everyone cheers]