The Pirates! Band of Misfits (2012)

David Tennant: Charles Darwin

Quotes 

• Charles Darwin : Yeah, I had this theory. I thought that if you took a monkey, gave him a monocle and covered up his gigantic unsightly ass, then he'd cease to be a monkey and become more of a "manpanzee," if you will.

• [from trailer] 

  Pirate with Scarf : Can we get there?

  Pirate Captain : Yes, but unfortunately there's this dirty great sea monster in the way.

  Charles Darwin : I think they just add those on the maps for decoration.

  Pirate Captain : Is that a fact?

  [they go that way, and the monster appears and eats the ship] 

  Pirate with Scarf : See? I told you!

• Charles Darwin : [writing in his diary]  I discovered a new species of barnacle today. I will never get a girlfriend. I am so unhappy.