Batman: The Brave and the Bold (TV Series)

Menace of the Conqueror Caveman! (2009)

Michael Dorn: Kru'll, Bane

Quotes 

• Batman : Bending legitimate scientific equipment to your evil will. You fiend.

  Kru'll : Batman!

  Booster Gold : And Booster Gold. Hero from the 25th century.

  Batman : [ignoring him]  That meteorite belongs to the public

  Kru'll : The rock is mine. I found it 10,000 years ago and I won't part with it again.

• Batman : Once a caveman, always a caveman. It always comes down to bashing something with a rock.

  Kru'll : I'll crush you for that.

  Batman : [using his grappling hook to topple a dinosaur skeleton]  Brains trump brute force, Kru'll.

• Kru'll : And now for you, Batman. You, I'm going to have stuffed and mounted in my den.

  Batman : [headbutting him]  Not in your lifetime.

• Kru'll : Just like the Aztec warriors, there is no quit in you. But they too eventually fell before me.

  Booster Gold : The guillotine. Retro. I dig it. But, dude, we shouldn't be enemies. We should be partners. You want an empire? I can help you build it. Radio, print, TV, and the Internet. Toy line, hello?

  Batman : Do you ever stop?

  Booster Gold : And we'll split it 50/50.

  [Kru'll begins to lower the guillotine blade] 

  Booster Gold : Whoa, whoa, whoa. 60/40.

  Kru'll : If you are the quality of hero the future has to offer, then I shall have no problem keeping the world under my boot heel.

  [as Batman picks the lock of his restraint, Booster uses his mini-Boostermobile to jam the guillotine blade] 

  Booster Gold : Ha! I knew the Boostermobile was good for something.

  [Batman pulls him out, and they turn to face Kru'll's warriors] 

  Booster Gold : You broke my buddy. I'm gonna break you.

• Booster Gold : [in the 25th century, he bumps into Kru'll while working as a security guard]  Excuse me.

  Kru'll : Wait. You remind me of somebody I met years and years ago.

  Booster Gold : Just a sec.

  [putting his fingers to his ear] 

  Booster Gold : Second floor's almost clear. Yeah? Tell me that when I'm famous.

  Kru'll : [recognizing him]  You!

• Kru'll : Once I find the leutonic energy I need, I will be unstoppable.

  Batman : You're out of luck, Kru'll.

  Booster Gold : [leaping into action]  It's hero time, Skeets. Make sure you get a photo.

• Kru'll : A supercollider is one aspect of particle physics that even a caveman can enjoy: smashing things against a wall. Before I kill you, Booster Gold, man of the future, tell me, does the world prosper under my rule?

  Booster Gold : Huh?

  Skeets : [Kru'll scoffs]  Way to keep the supervillain talking, sir.

• Kru'll : You broke the magnetic field? The power you'd need is unthinkable.

  Booster Gold : Ha. Skeets runs on a genuine 25th-century leutonium battery. Nothing like it in this time.

  Kru'll : No, there isn't.

  [as he blasts a pipe, the steam gives him cover to escape] 

  Booster Gold : He took Skeets.

  Batman : And the meteorite.

• Kru'll : Soon, my loyal servants, you will be my eternity warriors. Immortal as I am and just as powerful.

  Skeets : Sir, I feel compelled to warn you that Booster Gold will be here any moment to foil your villainous plot.

  Kru'll : I'm afraid nothing can stop this final evolution of a simple caveman. One that began all those generations ago when a magic rock fell from the sky. It bathed me in mysterious rays. A simple Cro-Magnon becomes a super-warrior. Time passed. Modern man wiped out my kind, but not me. I would not die. I was Kru'll the Eternal. Yet, I outlive whatever I conquer. My people always die out, leaving me alone. Or they did, until scientists rediscovered my magic rock in Greenland. I vowed to create a race of superhumans to fight by my side.

  Skeets : But to do that, the meteorite requires a massive jolt of leutonic energy.

  Kru'll : Yes, and once we combine these treasures from future and past, Kru'll the Eternal will rule all.