- Matilda Morrison: [having a blood test] Is that my blood?
- Matilda Morrison: No, it's Zsa Zsa Gabor's. How it got into your body, I'll never know.
- Dr. Jules Bedford: Where is the pain?
- Matilda Morrison: [confused] The pain is... The pain is...
- [to Jules]
- Matilda Morrison: You wanna buy a bra? Mrs. Garvas, let's face it you're no Jane Russell. You could use a little lift.
- Matilda Morrison: [waking up] Am I dead?
- Dr. Jules Bedford: If you were, I'd be the first to tell you.