The Bad News Bears (TV Series)
The Food Caper (1979)
J. Brennan Smith: Mike Engelberg
Quotes
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[Engelberg is getting weighed]
Tanner Boyle : Shouldn't we take him out to the truck scale?
Mike Engelberg : Is that a fat joke?
Morris Buttermaker : No, it's a truck joke.
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Morris Buttermaker : Somebody stole some food out of the cafeteria storeroom over the weekend. Dr Rappant asked me to look into it.
Tanner Boyle : Well, then, I guess the thief is safe.
Morris Buttermaker : [ignoring Tanner] A'right, I'm gonna have to check your lockers. Since I don't have much time, and it's food, Engelberg, you're first.
Mike Engelberg : [insulted] Me? Why does everybody pick on fat people?
Regi Tower : 'Cause they're easier to see!