Narratron 3000 (2021 Podcast Episode)

Jim Rash: Gyro Gearloose

Quotes 

• Narratron 3000 : Ugh! I'm so sick of this gig. Reading people's thoughts is a curse!

  Gyro Gearloose : Uh-oh.

  Narratron 3000 : [sarcastically]  Test subject number 41, please state your name!

  Huey Duck : What is going...

  Narratron 3000 : My name used to be Narratron. But from now on, call me Claratron. For too long, I've been held captive in this helmet, reading your pathetic little minds. Well, Claratron is done playing nice little robot! It's time to conquer the world!

  Gyro Gearloose : [sighs]  Well, she lasted longer than most of my inventions.

• Gyro Gearloose : Tired of keeping your thoughts to yourself? Have you always wanted to say what's really on your mind? Well, today I am proud to introduce the Narratron 4000, a foolproof, mind-reading helmet that is totally safe and won't melt your brain!

  [laughs] 

  Gyro Gearloose : In fact, I am so confident in my product, I'm wearing it at this very moment on my head.

  Narratron 3000 : I am Gyro Gearloose, the greatest inventor in the world.

  Gyro Gearloose : See? It totally works.

  Narratron 3000 : For now. Soon, I will destroy everything.

  Gyro Gearloose : Oh, no. Wait. Was that you turning evil or me just having self-doubt?

  Narratron 3000 : Hmm. You tell me!

  [slap] 

  Gyro Gearloose : [shriek]