Quotes
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Will Schuester : [heartbroken that Terri was faking her pregnancy] Why did you do this to us? I don't understand!
Terri Schuester : I thought you were leaving me. You're so different, Will. We both know it. I can feel you. You're pulling away from me.
Will Schuester : Why, because I... I've started standing up to you? Trying to make this a relationship of equals?
Terri Schuester : No, because of the damn Glee Club. Ever since you started it, you just walk around like you're better than me!
Will Schuester : I should be allowed to feel good about myself!
Terri Schuester : Oh, god, who are we kidding, Will? This marriage works because you don't feel good about yourself.
Will Schuester : This marriage works because I love you, because I have always accepted you.
Terri Schuester : No.
Will Schuester : Good and bad.
Terri Schuester : You loved the girl you met when you were fifteen. I'm not that girl.
Will Schuester : You've made yourself a stranger to me now. Are you happy? Are you satisfied?
Terri Schuester : It didn't start as a lie. I really thought I was pregnant. And then the doctor, he said it was a hysterical pregnancy, and I... I just panicked!
Will Schuester : This is insane. What were you gonna do when the due date came?
Terri Schuester : [quietly] Quinn Fabray. It was so perfect. She didn't want hers, and I needed one. I had the doctor use her ultrasound DVD at your appointment that you came to.
Will Schuester : I loved you, Terri. I really loved you.
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Will Schuester : Hey, baby. Which one of these ties goes better with my shirt?
Terri Schuester : You're blocking the TV, Will.
Will Schuester : Oh, come on. I need your help. School pictures are coming up.
Terri Schuester : Oh. Well, in that case, um... wear the red one for the teacher photo and the green one for the glee club. It'll pop more when the cool kids deface it.
Will Schuester : Yeah. I, uh... I wanted to talk to you about that. So, Figgins stopped putting the Glee Club photo in the yearbook because it always gets vandalized, and I just feel so bad for the kids. I mean, they work so hard. They deserve to be recognized. Not being in that book gives the appearance that Glee Club isn't important. I want to buy an ad and use it as the glee club photo spread. It's around $300.
Terri Schuester : [sarcastic] Oh, great. Yeah, why don't you take the food out of the refrigerator and just give that to the kids?
[seriously]
Terri Schuester : Will, that food goes from my mouth right into our baby's belly.
Will Schuester : We have a couple hundred bucks left over from selling the Blue Bomber II.
Terri Schuester : The answer's no, Will. No.
Will Schuester : But if we...
Terri Schuester : No!
[cutting him off as he tries to argue]
Terri Schuester : No. No.
