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Quotes
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Puck : [after enduring a rival footplayer's constant "Yo Mamma" jokes] Hey! I had sex with your mom. No, really... I cleaned your pool, and then had sex with your mom on your bed - nice Star Wars sheets.
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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : [Quinn tells him that she is pregnant] Well, call the Vatican! We got ourselves another Immaculate Conception!
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Noah Puckerman : Hey ankle grabber! I had sex with your mother. No seriously. I cleaned your pool, and then I had sex with her in your bed. Nice Star Wars sheets.
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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : So we're taking coaching advice from Lance Bass now?... Oh I get it, we have to think more like Amazonian black women.
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Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : [to a member of the opposing football team] Hey, ankle-grabber, I had sex with your mother. No seriously... I cleaned your pool and then I had sex with her in your bed. Nice Star Wars sheets.
