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Quotes
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Kurt Hummel : My body is like a rum chocolate souffle; if I don't warm it up right, it doesn't rise.
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Kurt Hummel : Dad. I have something that I want to say. I'm glad that you're proud of me. But I don't want to lie anymore. Being a part of the Glee Club and football has really shown me that I can be anything, and what I am, is, I'm gay.
Burt Hummel : I know.
Kurt Hummel : Really?
Burt Hummel : I've known since you were three. All you wanted for your birthday was a pair of sensible heels. I guess I'm not totally in love with the idea, but, if that's who you are, there's nothing I can do about it. And I love you just as much. Ok?
[They hug]
Burt Hummel : Thanks for telling me Kurt.
[He starts to go]
Burt Hummel : You sure, right?
Kurt Hummel : Yeah Dad, I'm sure.
Burt Hummel : I'm just checking.
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Kurt Hummel : Hello, I'm Kurt Hummel and I'll be auditioning for the role of kicker.
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Kurt Hummel : I'm gay.
Burt Hummel : I know. I've known since you were three. All you wanted for your birthday was a sensible pair of heels.
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Ken Tanaka : [after Kurt kicks a successful field goal] Can you do that with the game on the line and ten gorillas bearing down on you wanting nothing more than to taste your sweet virgin blood?
Kurt Hummel : Mmm, sounds like fun. Can I have my music?
Ken Tanaka : You kick like that you can wear a tutu for all I care.
[Introducing him to the team]
Ken Tanaka : Gentleman, we have found ourselves a kicker.
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Kurt Hummel : Hello. I'm Kurt Hummel and I will be auditioning for the role of the kicker.
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Kurt Hummel : Hi, I'm Kurt Hummel and I'll be auditioning for the role of kicker.
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Kurt Hummel : Hi, I'm Kurt Hummel, and I'll be auditioning for the role of kicker.
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Kurt Hummel : I'm gay.
Burt Hummel : I know.
Kurt Hummel : Really?
Burt Hummel : I've known since you were three. All you wanted for your birthday was a pair of sensible heels.
