- [Rusty is sulking over his father having to break a promise to him]
- Rusty Williams: I asked you to do a teensy-weensy favor for me, and you won't do it. I might as well not have a father. I might as well be an orphan.
- Danny Williams: Now, Russ!
- Rusty Williams: You're supposed to be a father and a mother to me. Boy, have you been goofing.