- Hunter Sands: Wait, look. I do know you. You're gonna be fine.
- Jordan Sands: I'm never gonna be fine. I am a freak. I'm going to be stuck like this forever and nobody's ever gonna want to go to prom with me; you know why? Because boys don't want to go to the prom with a werewolf!
- [about Britney Spears]
- Madame Varcolac: Da. She's werewolf, you know.
- Hunter Sands: Well, that explains a lot.
- [Jordan chuckles a small chuckle and smiles. To Hunter]
- Jordan Sands: The strength of the wolf is the pack, remember?
- [Jordan is about to be injected to reverse the werewolf curse]
- David Sands: Oh, good, more needles.
- [David chuckles in disbelief]
- [to Hunter and Jordan]
- David Sands: No, I'm the one who should be apologizing. To both of you. Hunter, I'm so sorry I didn't believe you. Jordan, this never should've happened to you. Your mother would've handled this so much better. I'm not your mom.
- [to Hunter, about a quote]
- Jordan Sands: It's from The Jungle Book. By Rudyard Kipling. Mom was quoting him.