Psych (TV Series)

High Noon-ish (2009)

Timothy Omundson: Carlton Lassiter

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Quotes 

• Burton 'Gus' Guster : [In the back of Lassiter's car]  He's going to kill us.

  Shawn Spencer : What?

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : He hasn't said a word the whole time he's been driving. Face it, Shawn, he's finally snapped.

  Shawn Spencer : He asked us for a favor, that's all. We can leave any time we want. Case in point

  [tries his window button and nothing happens. Gus does the same and nothing happens] 

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : This is all your fault. You and all your practical jokes you play on him.

  Shawn Spencer : Those were team building exercises, to build camaraderie.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : How do you build camaraderie by changing his bank account numbers?

  Carlton Lassiter : [Hearing Shawn and Gus trying to get the window buttons to work]  What the hell is going on back there?

  Shawn Spencer : Look, Lassie, I know I've been a tad annoying in the past, but shooting Gus and disposing of his body is the aquifer is not the answer.

  Carlton Lassiter : Don't be ridiculous. I'm not gonna shoot anyone.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : He didn't say anything about knifing anybody.

  Shawn Spencer : Do you really need that clarification?

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : It would be nice, yes.

  Shawn Spencer : So what's with all the secrecy, you handsome, pasty devil?

• Hank Mendel : [Hank has a leg wound]  Gus, just bite down on my big toe to make me forget about the pain in my leg.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : I'm not biting down on your toe.

  Carlton Lassiter : Damn it, Guster, when a man asks you to bite his toe, you bite his toe.

  Hank Mendel : You do it.

• Carlton Lassiter : I don't believe this. I send you two out there to find out what the heck's going on and you get Sheriff Hank run over by horses?

  Shawn Spencer : Look, Lassie, first of all, I don't even know how to get someone run over and while we're assigning blame, the horses shouldn't get off scot-free.