Psych (TV Series)

High Noon-ish (2009)

James Roday Rodriguez: Shawn Spencer

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Quotes 

• Hank Mendel : Hell, I wasn't even gonna call you out here, but Binky insisted.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Binky?

  Hank Mendel : Oh, you don't call him Binky?

  Shawn Spencer : [laughing]  We do now.

• Shawn Spencer : Wood thieves. My first instinct is beavers, but I'm not willing to rule out those pesky Keebler elves. What else you got?

• Shawn Spencer : I think I'm starting to get why Lassie loves this place so much. It represents a simpler time, when people weren't so preoccupied with the distractions of modern life.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Like living past age forty?

  Shawn Spencer : Right, you be your cynical self. I'm just saying, technology is way overrated.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : That's interesting. Just yesterday you told me you intend on having your wedding in space.

  Shawn Spencer : And that hasn't changed. I'm just saying I think the past is also worth preserving.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Yeah, well your people have a much more affectionate memory of this period of history than my people do.

  Shawn Spencer : What are you talking about? We saw Posse together, in theaters.

• Shawn Spencer : [about Lassiter]  Man's all hopped up on cactus juice.

• Burton 'Gus' Guster : [In the back of Lassiter's car]  He's going to kill us.

  Shawn Spencer : What?

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : He hasn't said a word the whole time he's been driving. Face it, Shawn, he's finally snapped.

  Shawn Spencer : He asked us for a favor, that's all. We can leave any time we want. Case in point

  [tries his window button and nothing happens. Gus does the same and nothing happens] 

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : This is all your fault. You and all your practical jokes you play on him.

  Shawn Spencer : Those were team building exercises, to build camaraderie.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : How do you build camaraderie by changing his bank account numbers?

  Carlton Lassiter : [Hearing Shawn and Gus trying to get the window buttons to work]  What the hell is going on back there?

  Shawn Spencer : Look, Lassie, I know I've been a tad annoying in the past, but shooting Gus and disposing of his body is the aquifer is not the answer.

  Carlton Lassiter : Don't be ridiculous. I'm not gonna shoot anyone.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : He didn't say anything about knifing anybody.

  Shawn Spencer : Do you really need that clarification?

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : It would be nice, yes.

  Shawn Spencer : So what's with all the secrecy, you handsome, pasty devil?

• Shawn Spencer : Thank you, Sheriff. I'm sure you've heard about what I do and how cool it is. You've now seen my hair, which means you're doubly impressed, but let's not get wrapped up in gushy compliments, I get a little self-conscious.

• Shawn Spencer : I think I broke my back! And my neck! And my arm!

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : That's nothing! I just bruised my coccyx!

  Shawn Spencer : Say what?

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : You know what I mean! When I get home, I'm gonna have to rub oil on my coccyx.

  Shawn Spencer : Gus, please! That's disgusting!

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : What? A deep tissue massage is exactly what my coccyx needs!

  Shawn Spencer : Will you stop saying that word?

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : A coccyx is what it's called, Shawn!

• Carlton Lassiter : I don't believe this. I send you two out there to find out what the heck's going on and you get Sheriff Hank run over by horses?

  Shawn Spencer : Look, Lassie, first of all, I don't even know how to get someone run over and while we're assigning blame, the horses shouldn't get off scot-free.