Royal Pains (TV Series)

If I Were a Sick Man (2009)

Reshma Shetty: Divya Katdare

Quotes 

• Evan R. Lawson : So, why don't you just, uh, drop me at the dealership, do your follow-up, call, and pick me up on your way back?

  Divya Katdare : Because that would deprive us of valuable bonding time.

  Evan R. Lawson : Okay. Great. Cool. What do you... what would you like to...

  Divya Katdare : Evan! It's because they're in opposite directions. I was being sarcastic.

  Evan R. Lawson : Yeah. Right, yeah, well, y... it's hard to tell with your accent sometimes, so, uh... that's cool. Sorry.

• Bonnie Day : You say there's two Divya Katdare's in the Hamptons?

  Evan R. Lawson : Yeah, the odds of that would be redi...

  Divya Katdare : [sternly]  Evan, go wait in the car!

  Evan R. Lawson : So, I'm gonna go wait in the car. It's been a pleasure meeting you, though. Bye.

• Divya Katdare : I feel useless out here. Is that what it's like to be you?

  Evan R. Lawson : Wow. Do you treat patients with that bedside manner? You know, I could have a fatal disease right now. It wouldn't kill you to say something nice, you know.

  Divya Katdare : I know, but why risk it?