Royal Pains (TV Series)

No Man Is an Island (2009)

Mark Feuerstein: Hank Lawson

Photos 

Quotes 

• Evan R. Lawson : Are you ready for the weekend I've basically just been waiting for my entire life?

  Dr. Hank Lawson : I have plans with Jill tonight.

  Evan R. Lawson : Take a raincheck. Here, as rainmaker, I'll issue you one. My god, this is gonna be a gigantic gig for us - and we needed a getaway anyway. It's perfect!

  Dr. Hank Lawson : We're in the Hamptons. This IS the getaway, remember?

• Rob Miller : So, you are our last-minute compromise.

  Dr. Hank Lawson : I've been called worse.

  Evan R. Lawson : At HankMed, we aim to compromise, so that's great.

  Rob Miller : That's the worst business mantra I've ever heard.

• Dr. Hank Lawson : Ah, just in time. I need your finger.

  Evan R. Lawson : Okay, I need to know where you intend to put it Ow! What the hell?

• [Evan gets himself hired as a nanny] 

  Evan R. Lawson : I'm not a nanny, I'm a "manny."

  Dr. Hank Lawson : Oh.

  Evan R. Lawson : And look at these kids. They're housebroken, man. They're practically gonna take care of themselves, leaving me time to sign the Grants as HankMed retainees AND enjoy some fun in the sun on a lush refuge with its own zip code.

• Evan R. Lawson : There's no TV, Hank. There's no TV. Like, what're we supposed to do at night, sit around and think?

  Dr. Hank Lawson : You wanted a getaway.

  Evan R. Lawson : Well, yeah. Not with the... the sisters from The Shining.

• Evan R. Lawson : [overjoyed at bunk beds]  Oh, these beds remind me of Passaic. Remember that? Our secret space hibernation pods?

  Dr. Hank Lawson : Oh, you mean the beds we got 'cause Dad lost our house and we had to move into a cramped two-bedroom apartment?

  Evan R. Lawson : [resentfully then fondly]  It wasn't an apartment, Hank. It was the Intergalactic Starship Ranger-3, and it was awesome.

• Will : But Arlo, that poor kid, one screw up after another. Now he won't talk to you, won't look at you. Makes you worry how he'll grow up, get by in the world.

  Dr. Hank Lawson : [thinking about Evan]  Mmm, every family has one.

• Dr. Hank Lawson : Sometimes I wish I had a father I wanted to call.

• [last lines] 

  Evan R. Lawson : It is easier being big brother, I find.

  Dr. Hank Lawson : Let's agree to disagree on that, but it is exciting to see you bring a whole new skill set to our little family business.

  Evan R. Lawson : Does that mean I get a raise?

  Dr. Hank Lawson : Depends. Can you make yourself scarce tonight?

  Evan R. Lawson : For a price, Dr. Lawson, anything is possible.